February 2011
People don't make you happy. Your thoughts do....
"An Ocean without a shore.": Straight forward pick... →
thenewfilo:
I’m not the type to be clever and use pick up lines that make sense. I just tell people what it is.
Here’s a few that you may use…
Hey you. You with the face. Let’s get it on.
I am going to marry you someday.
I want to make out with your face.
Take off your pants, it is mating season.
Or if…
That mood where you just feel upset for no reason,...
It's not that I don't like it when girls wear make...
justforgetthepain:
awh. <3
tired and uninspired.: I only started realizing... →
justforgetthepain:
I only started realizing how much my tumblr meant to me after I noticed a bunch of people who I don’t want knowing about my personal life- started to follow me. After that I had to watch what I said. I never want to do that here. I don’t want to watch what I say, cause fuck. It’s my tumblr. This…
I hate when I'm listening to music really loud and...
hersilencespeaks:
5995) You'd know that I have liked you for over a...
5998) you would know that I told him I liked him...
Hi, I'm stereotypical Tumblr user. Harry Potter is...
Tumblr has a new error page ?
forever-and-alwayss:
so you decide to work on a new error page, rather than fixing out the kinks.
okay, I see where your priorities lie.
In Flo-Rida's song "Low" he states that Shawty is...
That awkward moment when you realize that:
randomness-is-epic:
sheisneverenough:
-medicateddreams:
This sex-god hottie from the movie Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging:
And this cute nerd from Kick-ass is the same person:
Even more awkward moment is when people find out he’s married to:
yep, ^that old woman is his wife. >:(
